A TEXT POST

stacysdad:

i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty

Reblogged from My blog, my rules
A PHOTO

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

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A PHOTO
Reblogged from Let's bone
A TUNE

the-moose-has-the-tardis:

randomfandomreblog:

theshadowsinthesun:

prince-delphinium:

kaylakay19:

radstunts:

I JUST PEED MYSELF

THE AUDIO IS EXACTL HOW I READ THAT OMFG

I just died a bit

only a bit

I forgot to plug my earphones in and I played this. Needless to say I have scared many people in the library.

I DONT KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED BUT THIS WAS NOT EXPECTED

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A PHOTO

insertawesome-url-here:

eyecandybutts:

#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck

and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla

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A CHAT

Make 'Em Confess! [Questions Meme]

  • Blush: What's something embarrassing you've done in front of a crush or someone you were trying to impress?
  • Boo!: What startles you?
  • Oops!: What's something embarrassing you've done in public?
  • Gone: Ever thought of running away? If you did, where would you go?
  • Lie to Me: What's a time you've lied?
  • Broken: What's been your lowest point?
  • Wings: What's a fantasy or wish of yours?
  • Kick the Bucket: Name two things on your "bucket list."
  • Talent: Do you have any strange talents or skills you've learned but never really had a use for?
  • Sing It!: What's a song or song genre that you like but don't often tell people you do?
  • Red Handed: What's one of your guilty pleasures?
  • Psych!: How gullible are you? Have you ever been pranked or playfully fooled?
  • Scared?: What's an irrational fear or phobia of yours?
  • Scarred: What's a part of or about you that you're insecure about?
  • Squirm: What's a topic that always makes you feel awkward when it gets brought up?
  • Mirror Mirror: How have other people admitted to seeing you? What impression do others say that they have about you or when they first met you?
  • Story Time: Tell a story about something you did or something that has happened to you within the last 24 hours.
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A VIDEO

lotuslopez:

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

holy shit why do men talk like this

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A CHAT

My relationship with my followers

  • Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
  • Followers:
  • Me:
  • Followers:
  • Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.
Reblogged from My blog, my rules
A TEXT POST

dashdrive:

how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

what

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A PHOTO

joshpeck:

castiel-the-assbutt:

whatthisismyurl:

wow I’ve never seen a bird drink before

that’s a snake

dogs are incredible

Reblogged from The Public Inebriates.
A PHOTO

dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying

Reblogged from Ruined Childhood
A TEXT POST

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

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A PHOTO

juanahitit:

chadontop:

Eatin yo girls pussy like

This is perfect yes lmao

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